cooter scooter

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.

"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!

by Bill May 20, 2004

Cooter Scooter

a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.

Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.

by zmar328 September 27, 2012

Cooter Scooter

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

by versilius January 13, 2009

Cooter scooter

When you hit a females vagina

I just cooter scootered her

by Miccck January 24, 2021

Cooter scooter

Another word for Male genitals or someone scooting their cooter

"That bitch is a cooter scooter"
"He has a huge cooter scooter;)"

by Slut_lover_420 June 19, 2022

Scooter cooter

Lesbian that rubs (scoots ) cooter (vagina) against partners cooter.

Hey man did ya see that scooter cooter at the store.

Yeah, we know which way her door swings !

by Wisdom7 May 24, 2017

Scooter Cooter

A hot chick in short shorts and a tank top riding an e-scooter.

ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!

by Jivefool July 25, 2021