Collingswood

Collingswood (also known as C-wood, C-hood which is really dumb, and Colls). Collingswood consists of three towns: Oaklyn, Woodlyn, and Collingswood. There are about 800 students in grades 9th-12th. Kids from Camden try to attend because it’s known for being good at sports such as basketball (boys and girls), wrestling, field hockey and lacrosse. They are terrible in softball, track, and girl’s tennis. And all of the other sports are average, and they don’t have a men’s lacrosse team. The school is a joke because the teachers don’t care about anything if you suck up to them and respect them. However, there are a handful of great teachers who want to teach. The problem is that the kids think they are too cool to learn. The freshmen think they are the shit and they clog the hallways. There is usually at least one fight a year. You probably cut class to go to Wa-Wa, to smoke a cigarette, or to just get the fuck out. If you’ve ever got caught skipping class it was probably by Garbirino. There are about 4 teachers who you think are perverts, and they are because they flirt with anything with a vagina and at least b-cup breasts. During the weeks in winter, “the popular kids” go to the boy’s basketball games and wrestling matches. No one goes to the girls basketball games. Most of the kids get their beer from some senior boy who looked old enough to get served at Akunimos, or an older relative. You drink cheap vodka, keystone, or natty light. Some kids in Collingswood know HOW to throw a party (most likely a kid from Oaklyn) but EVERYONE knows how to party. When it’s warm out everyone goes to the trestle to party, which ALWAYS gets busted by the cops. Many juniors and seniors smoke shitty mids that were sold to them from one of their classmates.

Collingswood

by collingswood February 3, 2009

cooltings

A word used for the term 'cool' in plural. cool things!!
to big somthing up

billy bob:
gwan what you on man

jimjimmy
jus gunna chill at ma yard man wif sum galdems, wanna link?

billy bob
ah cooltings breh! yeh ite den

by sophnchar June 29, 2007

collings

Collings are really strong people emotionally or physically. They can be really smart or pretty dumb. Collings are pretty half and half when it comes to personality but are usually hardworking people. Collings can be super generous as well and super giving. They have a great sense of humour and are always great to be around unless of coarse you get on their bad side.

Person 1: there’s a Collings

Person 2: they are really smart!

Person 1: and buff!

by Eating cheese probably October 2, 2020

Collingswood

A beautiful New Jersey town located just 4.5 miles from Center City Philadelphia. Collingswood has some of the best restaurants in New Jersey/ America and a very happening Main Street ( Haddon Ave ) running right through the center of town. Mostly everyone in Collingswood has money and the taxes are ridiculously expensive but the people are super chill.

Yo let’s hit the Patco in Collingswood

by Jerseyguy124667 November 30, 2020

Steffin Collings

Originates from the myth of a man with the pertest and longest nipples ever. He also posesses the tightest booty known to mankind. He is passionate, and sweats freely, sepecially when talking about Peter Brook.

O my god, check out his Steffin Collingses.

He has been so Steffin Collingsed.

by Leontes January 26, 2005

Collingswood

white camden

where u from

collingswood

oh camden for white ppl

by jerseyfresh5 July 26, 2009

collingswood

a town with a shity school system and an even worse sports program. they are just like haddonfeild without the money and every body hates them they cheat lie and treat good people like shit its fun to kickthere asses

bob "hey dude u look like shit todaY U OKAY?"

MARK "yea fine i just wanted to see what collingswoods is like with out going to the shitty pllace

by itsnoturfaultujustsuck April 2, 2009