cantwankerous

Irritability caused by a situation that prevents one from having the opportunity to masturbate.

When relatives came to visit, Joe found himself unable to get any privacy and became increasingly cantwankerous.

by ladydady December 11, 2015

Cunttankerous

The most Insufferable, bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative cunt in the history of all cunts ever.

Karen was so cunttankerous at the party that all the guests left.... she was like the ash ole that shits in the pool.

by QueenOfFuckery February 27, 2020

Cantankerous

Some one hard to get along with, argumentative, and uncooperative.

Sue Murphy is so cantankerous. She's like a dog with a bone- she just won't let things go.

by Ilovemyself March 10, 2017

cantankerous

lonely, angry, cranky.

That fucking cantankerous old coot stole my ball!

by Scrunch-Mo October 2, 2006

crantankerous

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.

"WOT IS DAT" made John so crantankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crantankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crantankerous wanker.

by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017

cantankerous whore

A woman who leaves you for your childhood friend

Frankes wife is a cantankerous whore

by Dhornet7 April 29, 2014

Cantankerous

bad-tempered
cranky
cross
disagreeable
fretful
grouchy
grumpy
irascible
irritable
nasty
peevish
petulant

sierra; uugghh you smell cantankerous today.

jade;; oooohh but i am!

ryan;; no need for the tude.

jade;; shut up before i punch you in the fore head and embarrass you!

( ryan walks away crying)

sierra;; hmmm that was a cantankerous move.

jade;; yah i know but he deserved it he had the audacity to be a stupid head.

sierra;; well hope your day gets better and less cantankerous

(walks away)

(jade smells something and realizes what it is)
Jade;; dad you smell bad

jeena;; eewww


Jim; OOHHH CRAP!!!!

THE CAT PEE'D MY JACKET

Kiki(the cat);; meow.




how cantankerous.

by sierra&jade February 10, 2009