Continuous Monday

When you go to college/school Monday-Friday. Then you have to work on Saturday and Sunday. Thus leaving you no days to yourself.

John: "Hey man do you wanna chill this weekend"

Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."

by Jm828 October 3, 2009

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

time conspicuous

acting in a manner that would cause great suspicion that you are from another time

It's no wonder that when Brayden travelled to the Victorian era, they knew she was from the future. Her cell phone and laptop made her extremely time conspicuous!

by craftytrex March 13, 2009

Conspicuous Christian

Someone who makes a big deal out of their Christian faith, generally to cover their secular sins.

Mark Sanford joins John Ensign as Conspicuous Christians brought down by their own penises.

by Russian Blue October 2, 2009

contiguous United States

All of the connected United States. The lower 48. Excludes Alaska and Hawaii.

Free shipping to the contiguous United States.

by Nitron_F117 February 3, 2004

Conspicuous Communication

Obvious and unnecessary broadcasting of ones thoughts or feelings on using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium. Especially on another's profile.

Sam: WTF Kelly is all over my home page with how much he misses everyone.

Mel: I know. Talk about conspicuous communication.

by Lexico bloke June 16, 2010

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018