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Brass Clangers

coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife, slapping her on the ass and having the brass clangers to say: "You're next."
by AH-1CobraPilot February 9, 2010
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colander

1. A bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.

2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.
1. Don't bungle the recipe! Make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.

2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.
by omi January 26, 2009
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clangers

"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.
Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.
by flatster January 19, 2008
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conlang

A language that has been constructed, such as Klingon or Esperanto.
His hobbies include making conlangs.
by Eddy April 20, 2003
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Drop a clanger

To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.
"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"
by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011
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Colangelo

The scientific name for the residue of saliva that remains on your upper lip after tongue-kissing your large adult son.

See: Colangelo, Jerry; Colangelo, Bryan - 4/6/16
"Let me see the picture, Bargs," Jerry asked and then continued, "Looks like a #1 pic *winks* to me!"
"Mama mia, Jerry!" Andrea Bargnani exclaimed, "we have to retake the picture of you and Bryan, there's molto Colangelo all over your face!"
by trusttheprocess June 21, 2016
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collinger

A guy that is much cooler, taller, and sexier than all of his friends.
Man, that guy's popular, I bet his name is Collinger!
by DefinitelyNotCal July 14, 2016
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