confuggled

1.)A combination word replacing fucking confused.
2.)A word describing an extreme state of confusion.
3.)A word that can be used in conjuction with other swear words to express confusion.

1.)dude Im all confuggled about that shit.
2.) I'm fuckin' confuggled

by pshycotic_rooster May 23, 2006

Configgle-faggle

The act in which your trousers become distressed because of your personal uptightness; when described usually said in an Indian accent.

Joey: Where did my baseball hat go!?
Mom: I don't know. Did you check your bedroom?
Joey: Yes! It's not there. I can't let all my friends see this stupid new haircut!
Mom: Oh, Joey, don't get your trousers in a configgle-faggle. *said in Indian accent* You look adorable!

by Judoismystuff June 23, 2013

Coviggles

(noun) a feeling of excessive horniness due to lack of social interaction in the midst of COVID 19 pandemic

DMs the following: Damn girl you're giving me the coviggles (while looking at instagram stories)

by Dobby is Free 1108 April 11, 2020

Conjurgled

The word one uses when they are either too drunk or stupid to say contorted.

Your head was all conjurgled in that picture!

by Alicia156 December 27, 2010

conjizzled

When you are so confused and jizz in your pants.

Did you know that dinosaurs use to roam the earth and ate TJ's?

"What? What are you talking about? I'm conjizzled!

by Sweetweet May 11, 2014

Conjibble

To thrust ferociously horizontally, or could mean homie.

Conjibble me sideways sensei.

I'm ultra conjibbled right now.

I conjibbled the #### out of a broad.
I go hiking with my conjibblings, sup.

by Gobsmacked British October 15, 2017

Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.

"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023