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Conjiggle

That booty conjiggled
by Mr.D-Man June 25, 2017
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confargled

when somthin really fucked up has just happened
oh shit this is so fuckin confargled

that guy in the wheelchair is confargled
by joel keightley February 7, 2004
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congrangled

The action of being congrangle. To be mixed up in the past tense.
This is one big congrangled mess!
by Constantine Jones February 21, 2014
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conjambled

A term used for whenever your brain absorbs too many thoughts at one time.
Robot Chicken makes me feel conjambled.
by Sicone187 December 20, 2015
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Contange

"I heard she lives in a contange"
"Haha, really? What a slag!"
by Lankylobsterlegs April 3, 2020
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canjangle

when you stick your ass over the toilet and wiggle it to get the little peice that usually your 69 partner finds when your ass is in there face
Jack: Sally, before we 69 go canjangle so we can avoid what happened last time
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Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.
"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."
by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023
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