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Congratulashayla

One of the Top 50 girls names in the world. See Youtube. Always a winner, Congratulashayla always has a reason to celebrate. Champagne personality on a beer budget she's real and sweet and kind and has nice fingers.
I just found out Congratulashayla won the lottery... again.
by CrazyDiamond80 September 30, 2011
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Congratulations Effect

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.
Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!
by MeatScepter April 2, 2019
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congrasturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
congrasturbating - what your congress did today
by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013
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congrajewlations

It's when you congratulate your jewish friends.
- Hey Joshua, congrajewlations on your wedding with Sarah! Mazel tov!
by WordWhiz September 19, 2015
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congratufuckinglations

expressing extreme sarcasm
joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?
by G_Collins June 27, 2005
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congrammer

The opposite of a competent and conscientious computer programmer.

Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.

Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.

Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Programmer 1: Hey, I can't follow this module.c code. It's filled with like magic constants and 2,000 line functions. I don't think this guy understood pointers, either... and why did he write his own shitty version of strtol()? WTF...

Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.

Programmer 1: FML
by rylesny November 9, 2009
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Congratumafuckinglations

A wry interjection used as a sarcastic congratulatory expression.
"I just beat level 6 of Pac-Man!"
"Congratumafuckinglations."

"Shit, I left the coffeepot on all weekend!"
"Well, congratumafuckinglations! You probably burned the building down."
by KyleS May 22, 2006
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