Confunkulated

The state of being confused past the point of confusion.

I am so confunkulated right now, I can't speak real words!!!

by Profitwolf August 22, 2011

Confuckulated

1) bad
2) confusing

That's confuckulated

by Tara February 16, 2004

Confuzzulated

A mixture between saying confused and puzzled

Steve: Dude, what is wrong with you?
Joe: I'm really confuzzulated.

by Jason Petti January 11, 2008

confobulate

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.

Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."

by Da Longster April 2, 2008

confuckulated

1) Completely fouled up; hosed.
2) Complicated beyond any comprehension.

This is the most confuckulated user's manual I've ever read.

by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

confuckulation

a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up

You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever

by Rog H. July 3, 2008

Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012