confoozed

to be confused or disoriented, not having a fucking clue of what is going on

i walked in the house and joey was fucking my mom! Boy was i confoozed

by wayne April 24, 2004

confologize

To confess and apologize at the same time.

Beau: Laura, I have to confologize that I scratched your car this morning.
Laura: Thanks for confessing. I accept your apology.

by Laura Owen December 26, 2016

confoolish

Someone who is confused and foolish at the same time.

My neighbor is always so confoolish!!

by HYFRGBCFOTLMHMH4LYFE November 25, 2016

Confoosex

When you are confused about a woman wanting to have sex with you, or are confused due to someone’s attractiveness.

My friend was very Confoosex when they found out that they saw Ronald Reagan

by s3xm4ster69 June 12, 2023

confoolery

Unexplainable bullshit

The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.

by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018

Conforligiphobia

Fear over the Loss of Individuality via large working groups or Religious Masses.

Due to the effects of Conforligiphobia he will not be able to join your congregation.

by Authoritative Issues February 21, 2017

Confoozled

When you or someone else is COMPLETELY CONFUSED. The intensive form of confused.

Word was created by Chevaughn Young and she has copyrighted it. The word has been confiscated to a particular asshole that she despises..

"bruh slow down! im so confoozled.."

by Anonymous goodfornothing17 September 4, 2019