yolo contendere

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.

Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."

by UnoriginalHandleWTF April 15, 2020

Confounded

1) Confused, frustrated, baffled.

2) Accursed, frustrating, annoying. Synonymous with blasted.

1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.

2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

confederosexual

A confederate who is only attracted to his/her cousins.

"Did you hear? Nik is a confederosexual!"

"I had a feeling since he's always sucking face with his cousin and saying "those damn liberals"."

by Thedreammemeteam April 19, 2018

Conceeded

The way retards attempt to spell "conceited"

Orlando: You're so conceeded.
Natalie: Conceited.
Orlando: CONCEEDED
Natalie: It's spelled "Conceited" retard.

by Monsterrawr June 7, 2010

confined

Being trapped within yourself

I feel as if I am confined within myself.

by Confin3d December 3, 2013

estados confundidos

Litterally: states of confusion

Figuratively: the USA...that should have been obvious.

"Me gusta mucho viviendo en Los Estados Confundidos"

by Donna W October 11, 2007

Confederate Musketball

When a male is having anal intercourse or in the doggy-style position with a fat chew in his lip. He secrectly takes his lipper out and places it in the females brown eye then packs it down with his raging cock. Much like an old war weapon- the musket.

"Shawn was fucking Norm so hard in the ass the other night and Norm begged for sully to fill him so he proceded to plug his butthole with the confederate musketball..Norm replied with, "man it turns me on that you can reload so fast..again again again!!

by sulllllly December 18, 2008