Conficker

A computer worm that managed to infect a large number of computers. On April 1st, 2009 the Conficker worm will simply start taking more steps to protect itself, in doing so it might infect even more machines. The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. The worm effectively blocks access to most websites and/or redirects the user to alternate sites who want to send SPAM, steal IDs.

It is recommended that users download patches for Microsoft and their anti virus programs. As usual, users with OSX (MACs) do not have to worry.

The shitstorm as a result of the Conficker virus has caused Microsoft to do nothing to make their OS better, but instead they offered a measly $250,000 for anyone with information on the authors of the malicious code.

by afagrd March 31, 2009

cuntlicker

Much like a cocksucker, but a term to apply to straight men, and their moms, when they think they are better than anyone else, just for liking vaginas.

Straight douche: Hey, faggot.
Perfectly normal gay dude: Go back home and lick your mom's cunt, you whiny bitch. You're a fucking cuntlicker.

by celtcowboy June 8, 2014

conekicker

Unruly, vulgar, disgruntled person, such as a customer exiting Detroit's American Jewelry and Loan as seen on Hardcore Pawn on TruTv. Customer can be seen kicking traffic cone in the parking lot, shouting obscenities to no one in particular, ending tirade by exclaiming 'bitch!' A lout.

bouncer: get outta my store!
conekicker: "my vcr is worth $200.... BITCH! *walks over to traffic cones and repeatedly kicks them over while screaming 'bitch'
bouncer: have a nice day! *rolls eyes and walks back inside*

by lilysmama January 19, 2014

Cuntlicker

A Person who licks cunt all day

I licked my moms cunt during school

by Basil September 6, 2003

confickered

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.

I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!

by gigitrix April 23, 2009

cowlicker

one who licks the anal opening of a large cow. intended for some sick, redneck pleasure.

i LICKED THAT COW SO GOOD, MY TONGUE LOOKS LIKE FERTILIZER!!

by Owen Conway December 4, 2003

cocklicker

any Democrat....................................................

fuckyou cocklickaz...........

by meh October 12, 2004