distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

by hoboX10 May 24, 2011

Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.

Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."

by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009

connorsexual

sexually attracted to specifically men by the name of "Connor"

Connor, and only Connor, is so gorgeous! I must be connorsexual...

by Rooples Pooples May 10, 2018

Connors Cummies

the liquid that comes out of connors 12 inch cobra cock

omg i tasted connors cummies for the first time. they was so bomb (⊙﹏⊙✿)

by liam666 September 23, 2019

hand condoms

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear

Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008

condoms

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.

Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking

by Pussyfucker666 May 7, 2011

Flavored Condoms

Condoms with a certain taste when sucked or licked such as cherry or grape.

MmMmMmMmMm these cherry flavored condoms sure taste great!

by Lotto23 January 31, 2005