Congrats Bro

Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.

Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.

by congratsbro July 1, 2011

Coorats

The area between the genitals and anus,
Usually hairy and smelly.

"My Coorats has been unusually sweaty and itchy today."

"How's your Coorats"

by S,M,N September 5, 2016

congrats

the word you use to spell congrateulashons

congrats for ur graduation

by not original you see? April 1, 2020

congrats

short for wordCongratulations/word

Person 1: I'm getting hitched soon
Person 2: Congrats dude

by The-Doc October 22, 2003

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) - featuring the Urban Dictionary word "Procrasturbating"

Sen. Susan Collins (R): "It's nice to know, that when we work together we really can solve problems!"

Jon: "Yeah, how nice from you - I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating."

by Al P Trollolol April 30, 2013

Condolations

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.

by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010

Congrats

An abbreviation of congratulations which almost everyone uses and due to that, they forget about congratulations.

Most people write congrats because they don’t know the spelling of congratulations.

by Pleasedontdothat888 February 19, 2020