condomized

When a girl asks a guy to go get a condom knowing that he'll have to leave the room to get one. As the guy leaves the room to go get one, she takes off and leaves. The guy comes back to an empty room and doesn't get laid.

"I went to get a rubber last night and I got back to the party to find out I've been condomized. The chick took off while I was grabbing a condom and didnt sleep with me.

by Doshua Wingnut October 7, 2009

condominimum

n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

..............................

That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.

by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

Condominimum

n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.

Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"

Rob: "For your cat?"

Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"

by warmbrother October 2, 2014

Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

by El Zacko September 20, 2006

condomonium

Trouble looking for a condom.

It was condomonium when i looked in my wallet for protection.

by mysterius man October 25, 2004

condomize

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.

"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."

by Tragic Rabbit June 19, 2006

Condomint

A mint flavored prophylactic.

After protected felatio, Sally consumed the captured frothy ejaculate from the condomint and the resulting fresh breath made brushing her teeth unnecessary.

by Sick Phcuk October 20, 2019