Constarrhea

A terrible state of having Diarrhea and Constipation at the same time. Usually results in having people tear their clothes of and lose feeling in both legs.

"Hey why wasn't Ashlee at the party last weekend?"

"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"

"What the shit is that?"

"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."

by TheSerpentKing360 January 24, 2009

constard

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Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.

"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"

by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008

cumstarch

When your seminal fluid suddenly becomes dry and a rough mid-thrust

"I was fucking this bitches brains out when suddenly I felt cumstarch."

by Tokyo Sexwale 2 the second one March 20, 2017

comptarded

Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet

Laura can never get her Yahoo! Messenger to work, she's fundamentally comptarded.

by Four1Fool August 11, 2004

codstar

Codstar, an incredibly cucky guy, loves hiding in bushes, and hardscoping with his 1 inch slammer.

Random guy: Sup bro
Codstar: Get the fuck out of my room im playing MINECRAFTTT!
Random guy: ...okkkk.....

by Chxrli3_211221 November 18, 2017

costarring

Present participant of costar

Two friends who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved.

The verb of having a friend with benefits

From the spanish root acostarnos, translates to "lets have sex"

Ilana and I are costarring

by Gabriel Martin April 6, 2013

Comstable

A beyond comfortable state of mind wherein you become surrounded by warm thoughts, feelings, touch, and in some states, ecstasy.

Yo son, I'm mad comstable...

by Comstable Brah December 2, 2011