compooter

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.

Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.

by riggers8 December 13, 2013

Compoopter

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

compoontar

a computer used to please the user in need; a pc used primarily for looking up porn. User may regularly clear his history, but it is not required because there is nothing to hide on the compoontar.

vinnnay: "yo, man imma get me some crazy bitches tonight"
george : " damn doood you got mad steeze"
vinnnay: "ya i just got my compoontar and my high speeed internet i'm ftw"
george : "you need to get a gf that doesn't end in .jpeg"
vinnnay: " nah rl bitches are so ftL. no homo"

by kanjar January 16, 2008

Composterous

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.

Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"

by composterous inc November 19, 2009

compostit

A photo made up of several parts, similar to a composite, but leads the audience to falsely believe it is a real photo. Sometimes assisted with text.

Post: Here is a spectacular long exposure shot of the Milky Way, with a beautiful silky smooth waterfall in the foreground and some eagles soaring overhead through the warm sun-lit god-rays from the fluffy clouds, a lightning strike, and a few unicorns dancing in the distance under the double rainbow. We’ve been waiting patiently all day to capture such a rare such a moment! Oh by the way it’s a compostit image .. ooh I mean a composite image.

Comment: yes it's compost alright :D

by mogydee June 24, 2018

Kate Compost

A composting of food scraps, eggshells, and leftovers made by literally throwing foodstuff out the back door and into the backyard. There does not need to be any real or intended garden or compost, and if there is, you certainly don't need to aim for it.

Popular for its ease and lack of waste. As long as you throw far and don't maintain your yard, who cares where it will decompose!

Kate: "This is how you compost, right?" *throws banana peel into backyard*

Razz: "Breakfast done, just gotta trash the eggshells and scrape off the bacon grease."
Leif: "Let's make a Kate Compost!" *toss paper plate out the back door*

by RazzInTown September 9, 2011

Go compost yourself

Ultimate eco-nerd insult, invented by lifeguards in Pittsburgh. Your not worth trash, or recycling, you need to decompose and come back as a plant.

“Jared, you forgot to bring the kombucha! Go compost yourself”

by plantlord69 May 26, 2019