Not Com

when you have a web address that you are given and it turns out to be other than .com (like .bis or .org)

Dude, you completely screwed up the instructions to the web site -- you should have said www.blah.org instead -- you gave me a "not com".

by malc_o_Scribe November 13, 2012

.com

~used to add additional power to a existing insult.

~used to create personal insult websites in conjunction with 1-800.

"Why don't you play hide and go fuckyourself.com"

"hey, i found a new website: 1-800yourabigfaggot.com"

by Potato April 24, 2005

coms

Creepy Old Man Syndrome

Look at that old guy in the corner.. total coms.

by CaminDFW May 1, 2006

COMS

Check Out My Status
a term that is used throughout most social networking sites
like facebook, myspace etc.
used to tell ur friends to check your status

"hey COMS"
"ok"

by >kiki< October 22, 2009

COMS

Crusty Old Man Syndrome.
Full body dandruff, flakey skin
"smokey"

Crikey that Smokey has got Coms all over the office chair.

by Dodgybloke January 20, 2009

.com

.com is added to any statement to either emphasize it, or if you are in agreement with someone.

X; Stop being such a bitch.com

-or-

X; That broad is smokin' hot.
Y; .com

by PhilN May 10, 2008

COM

Center Of Mass

Police are trained to shoot COM

by SnakeHayter November 16, 2006