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pussy coma Damn, that cat was so good it put me in a pissy coma and I don't even remember falling asleep.
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Symptons; drowsiness, happyness, orgasms, blurred vision, lazyness, and the smell of pho on your clothes.
Symptons; drowsiness, happyness, orgasms, blurred vision, lazyness, and the smell of pho on your clothes.
Shaun, Dez, & Kel, have frequent near death experiences due to driving home at 3a.m. with a pho coma.
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Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.
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