thesauric collision

N. Describes the fairly common occurrence amongst literate types, in which two synonymous or near-synonymous words are spoken somewhat atop each other, resulting in the creation of such phrases as "dramastic", "grood," and "for suretain." While these phrases have been used intentionally, true thesauric collisions only result from accidental construction of such phrases.

While Leeroy was at the cocktail party, he accidentally subjected the words "sweet" and "nice" to a thesauric collision, and thus told the Swedish ambassador to the UN that his expensive new martini glass was "swice."

by TerraForce October 22, 2006

Latvian Train collision

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.

"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."

by Ekker October 10, 2021

Mr. Collipark

A true visionary who sees talent even in the most talentless of people and then uses their mass appeal to destroy hip-hop through mass commercialism and markets a genre, once feared by the government, to middle school girls.

Basically a greedy puppet master who hates the hip-hop culture but has the full version of FL Studio so somehow that makes him a super producer.

Name a few terrible rappers, and odds are Mr. Collipark is behind them.

by solidc423 July 19, 2009

Arizona Collision

When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.

Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.

by xxxbananas March 7, 2014

Flesh Collision

The act of one's thighs/belly/ass-cheeks ramming against their partner's body parts during intercourse, producing a loud smacking sound.

Also synonymous with high five.

The flesh collision of my girlfriend's ass cheeks and my thighs kept our room-mate up all night.

Flesh collision, bro! *High-five*

by DatAxe October 22, 2014

Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.

"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"

by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019

collipark

Collipark, a Rap producer, also known as Mr. Collipark was formerly known as Dj Smurf. He's known for signin tha YinG YanG twins back in '97 and producing songs such as "I Yi Yi", and "Wait (The Whisper Song)." He is now the CEO Of his own Collipark Records. He's collaborated with Pall Wall, Lil' Jon, Mike Jones, and other artists.

Mr. Collipark is the CEO of Collipark Records and he’s a multi-platinum producer and songwriter.

by MuRdA Esquire May 3, 2006