colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

by Larry S September 15, 2007

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Colbertity

The Law of Colbertity states that Steven Colbert is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that Colbert is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of "Awesomeness" and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word "Awesome." If he were to become less awesome the peak of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.

The man who reached colbertity exploded because Stevens Colbertity was much strong than the man's.

by Chupe December 20, 2008

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Coleen

Coleens are typically known for their beauty and mysterious ways upon first sight. A Coleen is typically a red-head, vibrant, gorgeous person with smart but insecure, a witty vocabulary and a silly sense of humor. Coleens are very out going and loveable though sometimes shy and quiet. Coleens love to have their backs rubbed, and their necks kissed while lying in a comfortable bed. A Coleen is always willing to try something new. When a Coleen is cornered , it may occasionally "fight", but more frequently take "flight",but loyal to a fault .Coleens will run away from a problem or confrontation and play impossible to catch rather than fix it. Coleens will also hide their feelings or convince those with different ones to cover up its real feelings. Coleens are easy/great to fall in love with, but they are impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to a Coleen, you certainly will maintain a strong connection for a very long time. They are addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. If a Coleen says it loves you, you're in luck for sure. Coleens need to be taken care of and treated right, and though it’s very hard at times to figure out the right way, in the end everything will work out right, through all the ups and all the downs. Coleen's love with all their being.

Coleen's fiery red-headed nature took my breathe away.

by java28 February 3, 2010

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Colberting

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.

I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.

by wholesomedick November 7, 2008

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