Criarrhea

Criarrhea is the phenomenon in which you throw a packet of hot cocoa mix at someone's face and eyes, making their eyes sting and they begin to cry. The tears mix with the cocoa mix and, together, runs down their face; the result looks like diarrhea.

*Bob throws an open packet of cocoa mix at Jill*

Jill: MY EYES! YOU BITCH! *Jill begins to cry*

Bob: Haha, you have criarrhea now!

by Thegunk April 12, 2010

chiarrhea

aggressive diarrhea due to excessive consumption of chia seeds.

(via text from a restaurant bathroom) - Dude, stuck on the shitter with chiarrhea from those seeds you gave me.

by pinkers April 2, 2011

condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.

Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".

by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009

Cryarrhea

1) When you cry so hard that diarrhea comes out of your eyes, this eye-diarrhea is so named. Cryarrhea occurs when the feelings that make you cry come from deep within you.

1) When my 2-year-old daughter said she didn't love me, I cried so hard that diarrhea actually came out of my eyes...the nurse got me some toilet paper to wipe the cryarrhea from my face and shirt.

by Askanadult December 24, 2008

Cryarrhea

The process of crapping(bowel movement) and going diarrhea simultaenously.

When Jimmy got near the girl he liked, he went cryarrhea in his pants instead of nervous breakdown.

by Anonymous December 5, 2004

Catarrhea

Flaming liquid poop that spews out of a cats anal orifice.
Most of the time it is unpleasant to see, smell, and clean up.

Don't give Edgar that taco or he'll have catarrhea all night!

by Clivic_ July 28, 2010

Conorrhea

This usually occurs when a man wants revenge on his hoe. While the woman is in a deep slumber, he will inject a gooey substance such as jelly into her clapper. Then the next time she takes a piss, a gooey discharge will be expelled, and the woman will think she has gonorrhea.

Mike: Stoney my dude, I think I got the Gons. My cock feels like a serial killer came in and stabbed my cock and now I’m pissing blood.

Stoney: Bro I think you have a problem. Side note: I tricked this hoe into thinking she had gonorrhea. I call it Conorrhea. I just shot a nice gelatinous substance up into her cooch while she was sleeping and the next day she screamed when she went to tinkle. That’s what she gets for smashin’ “Hungry dog” Jason.

Mike: Stoney, you never fail to amaze me. I might try that on that skank I met behind the 7-Eleven. Gotta get revenge for the Genital Slurpees she gave me a while back (See Genital Slurpees).

by Stoney69 February 2, 2019