Conficker

A computer worm that managed to infect a large number of computers. On April 1st, 2009 the Conficker worm will simply start taking more steps to protect itself, in doing so it might infect even more machines. The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. The worm effectively blocks access to most websites and/or redirects the user to alternate sites who want to send SPAM, steal IDs.

It is recommended that users download patches for Microsoft and their anti virus programs. As usual, users with OSX (MACs) do not have to worry.

The shitstorm as a result of the Conficker virus has caused Microsoft to do nothing to make their OS better, but instead they offered a measly $250,000 for anyone with information on the authors of the malicious code.

by afagrd March 31, 2009

confickered

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.

I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!

by gigitrix April 23, 2009

cowlicker

one who licks the anal opening of a large cow. intended for some sick, redneck pleasure.

i LICKED THAT COW SO GOOD, MY TONGUE LOOKS LIKE FERTILIZER!!

by Owen Conway December 4, 2003

chitlicker

An individual who enjoys licking clits marinated in fecies.

Joe had another one of those poo-chocolate-punaani parties, what a chitlicker!

by Jimmy Kremer January 5, 2008

cocklicker

any Democrat....................................................

fuckyou cocklickaz...........

by meh October 12, 2004

Conelicker

Summertime tourists wandering around town, ice cream cone in hand, complete and utter disregard for anything going on around them. Conelickers have a tendency to cross streets without looking both ways, as well as stopping, in the middle of crossing the street, to take pictures or marvel at scenery.

When driving through town during the summer, be mindful of the wandering conelickers.

by Shaunananananana August 6, 2018

jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition

A person who has crusty,cracking,dry,yellow feet while festering corn kernals are infesting the foot And poppin fresh buttery popcorn off them joints.

Daaaaamn girrrrrrl. Look at that girls feet!!! Lord help her. Looks like jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition.aaaaaallll night loooong with a extra serving of salty butter From the movie theater.

by angieffinlynn June 2, 2015