Coffeegrinder

to wipe your crusty ass, take the crumbs and put them on someone's forehead. Then grind the crumbs by smacking your penis against their forehead repeatively.

She's hott, she's really hott, she is coffeegrinding hott!

by Anonymous March 20, 2004

Coffeebrag

Excessive posting of updates on Twitter and Facebook about how much you need coffee in the morning.

Every morning at about 6 a.m., Susan insists on posting a coffeebrag about her morning cup of Starbucks.

by The Stew October 3, 2012

Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Coffeeeeeeeeejelly

One of the best or swaggy tiktokers out there

1. Yeah, i literally coffeeeeeeeeejelly on the entire platform
2. There are so many people out yhere that are so coffeeeeeeeeejelly. Weird right?

by Baldie•pika May 3, 2021

CoffeeArt

CoffeeArt is very distinctive and separate from designs created by barista's in the foam of a latte.
CoffeeArt is made from mixing instant coffee into 3 different strengths and using that to paint sepia toned works of art.
The artist paints his Coffeeart on water color paper and they vary in size. Linda Finstad is the most prolific coffee artist in the world and has painted 1000 pieces of CoffeeArt. you can check out her work at www.famouscoffeeartist.com

How amazing that this coffeeArt painting was made using instant coffee

by Famous Coffee Artist August 12, 2022

Coffeegrinder

The act of completing a full 360, while spinning on one hand and yelling "Beans and Cornbread, i said Beans and Cornbread"

"I was practicing my coffeegrinders for jazz, and i tripped over a glass of lemonade"

by Matt Shaud April 25, 2003

coffeer

a person whom often drinks homemade drip coffee and or espresso on a extreme regular basis

we are coffeers becuase when the pot had been completly emptied we went and grabbed an espresso

by thunderevening May 20, 2009