cockubus

A demon that, according to legend, visits straight men at night to give them fellatio. At then end of the fellatious encounter, the demon spits the victim's semen back at his face, and flies away like a fairy. The victims are usually left scarred for life, and thus become homosexuals. This is supposedly the legend of how homosexuality was started.

Dude, I swear a cockubus visited me last night. I suddenly have the urge to watch Oprah, and I'm craving Emo music. I also have a jones for some cock. Am I turning gay?

by Rabbi Judish January 28, 2007

cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust

(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.

by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

Cuckulus

Fat hairy mexican with Down syndrome

Fuck that little cuckulus he’s just a hairy son of a bitch

by Wifujuice February 26, 2022

Re-cockulous

A combination of the words rediculous and cocks, meaning something more absurd or rediculous than the status quo.

"This class is fucking re-cockulous!"

by Beejag February 11, 2009

cockflush

An adjective used to describe a situation reminiscent of the mess that comes (or rather cums) at the end of masturbation.

I spent the first half of saturday morning dealing with the cockflush.

by CanTheSpam January 17, 2006

cockulous

When the cock is so big it's obnoxious

Wow!!! That cock was cockulous

by Mattyyg September 17, 2017

cocklusion

when someone gives the illusion that their dick is bigger than it actually is.

“it’s all a cocklusion”

by gemyyyyyy November 10, 2021