Cocktonsil

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls

The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.

by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010

Cockboss

A woman or man who knows how to control, handle and own someone’s cock.

Damn Michelle is a cockboss.

Michelle can be my cockboss anytime.

by MBstyle January 24, 2019

Cockwossler

A woman who collects men's virginities. A woman who only has sex with virgin men. She's usually prideful about taking the virginity of the men she has sex with.

Did you hear that Leah is a cockwossler? She totally robbed those guys.

by riverG March 20, 2020

cockmosis

The diffusion of mannerisms, knowledge, affectations and ideas from one biological system to another primarily through repetitive sexual intercourse.

Girl #1: I never knew you could speak French, girl!

Girl #2: I must have picked it up through cockmosis since I started balling Doug.

by Golden-Rod March 1, 2008

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

cocktwister

one who twists cocks

what are you doing, cocktwister!?

by secretface September 7, 2004

Cocktose Intolerant

A lesbian or person who has an aversion to peen.

friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!

by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010