Cockroach

Dirty little creatures that live under beds in dark, moist rooms, waiting to crawl in to the ears of unsuspecting sleepers to lay eggs and drink beer

Charla's bedroom is full of evil beady-eyed cockroaches waiting for her to fall asleep.

by C. Diesel October 20, 2014

Cockroach

Employees of Westmount during the coronavirus.

“Hey all the blue collars are home in quarantine. Except the westmount cockroaches. They survive everything. “

by Em1civic March 26, 2020

Cockroach

Where the fric did they all go. It used to be an actual epidemic and now they are all suddenly gone. Why is no one talking about this??? Aliens are real

Oh hey look a cockroach and it's the year 1978.

by Karen Withakay October 31, 2019

Cockroach

A little dick

Last night I was going to fuck Carlos till he wiped out a cockroach.

by kyaaaal September 26, 2018

Cockroach

The monster living under your bed, a cockroach

cockroach - if i die... you will die with me
*drags you under the bed*

by I am the KIWI May 10, 2020

Cockroach

A derogatory term used to describe individuals with poor credit.

Walter the broker: Can they get a loan?
Jack the salesman: No, they have had multiple chargeoffs and a bankrupcy; damned cockroahes.

by Shahin February 01, 2005

Cockroach

An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!

"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....

by LionNessa June 22, 2016