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Someone on Tinder that keeps showing up no matter how many times you swipe left. Won’t go away, like a cockroach.
“This is the seventh time I’ve seen Jenny in the past three days. Talk about a cockroach. Maybe I should just swipe right and tell her to fuck off.”
by asseatermatt August 14, 2019
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Short for Mild Retardation Syndrome. People who have this are prone to doing dumb and somewhat dangerous/hazardous things, or are just completely lacking mentally.
"Dude wtf is Brian doing?! His hand is on fire!"
"Bud don't worry. He just has a small case of MRS."
by asseatermatt January 29, 2018
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