Definitions by asseatermatt

Cockroach 

Someone on Tinder that keeps showing up no matter how many times you swipe left. Won’t go away, like a cockroach.

“This is the seventh time I’ve seen Jenny in the past three days. Talk about a cockroach. Maybe I should just swipe right and tell her to fuck off.”

Cockroach by asseatermatt August 14, 2019

MRS

Short for Mild Retardation Syndrome. People who have this are prone to doing dumb and somewhat dangerous/hazardous things, or are just completely lacking mentally.

"Dude wtf is Brian doing?! His hand is on fire!"
"Bud don't worry. He just has a small case of MRS."

MRS by asseatermatt January 29, 2018