cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 7, 2003

horse fuckin cockmaster

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses

Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!

by Aaron McMillin August 28, 2003

dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question

Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?

by mysteriousman July 19, 2004

cockmaster

Noun. This word is a simple combination of the word cock, in the euphimistic sense refering to the penis of a human male, and the word master.

It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.

You cockmaster, I can't believe you told my girlfriend I went to a strip club last night!

by pete August 10, 2004

shit face cockmaster

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up

fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face

by ed is awesome June 18, 2008

Cockmaster Flash

Pioneered in early 2005, cockmaster flash is a derogatory term used in place of a proper name for an individual expressing all the traits of a cockmaster.
It is doubly insulting of the indivudal dislikes hip-hop.

"Damnit, Cockmaster Flash won't leave Desirae alone."

by Saucy March 13, 2005