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Mockologist

A person who constantly mocks others, including friends.
Mockologist purpetrates evil, cutting words that hurt your soul.
by justshill November 13, 2009
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Croctologist

Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.
Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!
by Janet66 June 30, 2009
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Rockologist

A person who has a passionate love for rocks (Especially Sedimentary Rocks) Normally the person has a Mohawk and likes soccer. He also wears shorts when it’s 6 degrees out
Mr Peters is quite the Rockologist. His love for sedimentary rocks is quite insipring
by ChillBlinton April 4, 2019
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Cougologist

A man who is an expert in cougology
Cougar Hunter: Jose how is it that you are so great at spitting game at cougar's, teach me!

Cougologist: It just comes natural to me buddy, and I'm a cougologist I'm an expert in sweet talking these cougars, it will be easiest for YOU when she's a live cougar, pay attention!
by Jose J August 9, 2008
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Cocktologist

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.
This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.
by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008
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crackologist

An individual highly skilled in the process of converting powder cocaine into crack ("cooking," "cheffing," roasting," etc.).
"Yo man, I don't need you to help me roast this powder. Don't you know I'm a crackologist in this?"
by J' Rock April 25, 2006
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Cocktologist

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.
'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)
by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011
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