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Cock money

Money earned by a male prostitute for the customer service he gives with his meat, and the pleasurable stimulation provided to his clients' cocks.
Hustler's accountant: "Brad, just write 'cock money' in this box on the tax return to indicate the source of income."
by silkpouch September 14, 2007
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Cockney neck

When you have been speaking to much cockney and it does your neck in.
Nick: "do you have any idea why jack is wearing that ridiculous neck brace?"

Jane: "the doctor said he has to wear it after his trip to croydon. He's got a nasty case of cockney neck."
by roflmaonaze May 6, 2010
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cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."
by exactly April 3, 2003
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cockmonus

A drunken alternative to a "cock mongler"; one who mongles cock.
"Hey man, I think you've had enough."

"Sit down you cockmonus, before I whoop your ass."
by YOUR MOTHER LOLOLOLOLL February 24, 2010
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cockney cock punch

a punch to the male genitalia delivered by someone with a cockney accent. Usually preformed when you are loosing a fight and in a act of desperation. The fist should be balled up with the middle fingers knuckle slight more foreward the usual. Dont worry abotu hurting your hand, you are punching something relativley soft.
Why i oughta give him the old cockney cock punch!
by Matt Abrams January 12, 2008
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Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
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cockney

Person from the East End of London. Supposedly 'born with the sound of bow-bells'. When I used to live in Houghton Regis there were some next door, and they talked and acted nothing like the ones in Eastenders (most of whom are posh actors trying to sound working class). And let's be honest, a lot of TV producers are lovies and darlings who seem to think working class people (especially cockneys) are automatically criminals. Alright, I'm sure there are criminals in the East End. But thanks to a succession of useless, soft-head, corrupt UK governments, there are bloody villains everywhere you go in Britain. Counties around the south of England tend of be full of 'mockneys' - total arseholes who think putting on a fake cockney accent makes them sound hard (but don't tell their mummies).
Mo Slater has stolen a baby's cot and is now selling it like the heartless criminal she is. Egads! You nasty evil cockney!

Oh, go smell the coffee, BBC.
by StormSworder August 11, 2006
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