When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen
Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
by Shadow55 July 15, 2009
What you order in a McDonalds drive thru,
for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.
for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.
Shatwifa-"What wouldja like to order?"
Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?"
Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"?
Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it"
Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"
Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?"
Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"?
Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it"
Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"
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A blowjob performed by dirty stupid terrorists that stink like two cunts
where two dirty taliban mother fuckers act as two slices of bread on either side of the cock. therefore making a dirty sandnigger cockmeat stinking sandwich
where two dirty taliban mother fuckers act as two slices of bread on either side of the cock. therefore making a dirty sandnigger cockmeat stinking sandwich
by alex_555666777888999 September 26, 2008