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cockface 

sumone who acts like an asshole
cockface by hobo_on_hastings September 22, 2003

cockface 

(1)someone who is a liar, asshole and a jerk off.

(2)j.p
j.p is the biggest freaking cockface you will ever meet.
cockface by amy March 23, 2004

Cockface Motherfucker 

The term used by a woman to describe or address the man that has thrown her under the bus to save himself, disrespected her, intentionally and repeatedly hurt her emotionally, physically and mentally.
"Jeff is such a cockface motherfucker, I want to stab him in the eye!"

cockface quarter nelson 

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.
Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.

Cockface McSmellass 

not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.
Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.

Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.

Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.

Cockface Nabrowski 

A kid that lives next to me at Edinboro College of PA. He nevers gets pussy and wears the same shirt all the time...but hes cool i guess.
Your being a COCKFACE...Cockface?
Cockface Nabrowski by Eric Porth February 1, 2005