Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

The Cocker

Two in the sack. One in the back.

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!

by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011

cocker

Term used in Northern England especially by the older generation meaning "buddy" or "mate"

"Ya alright cocker?"

"Cheers cocker"

by poo legs May 31, 2004

cockeysville middle school

a dumb ass school where everyone wears Vineyard Vines and name brand clothes. most people act like they're cool when they just look dumb. there's the ghetto kids, "popular" kids, and the emo kids. the teachers are good teachers but they're super strict. i fucking hate the school, but whatever.

fuck cockeysville middle school

by boyykidd September 14, 2017

Cocketship

When you fuck a girl less than 3 hours after meeting her.

Wow, that amanda girl hopped right on my cocketship.

by PitBoyz June 12, 2010

Belltit cocker

a gay man who pretends to be heterosexual by having his penis massaged with a female's tits

''I think im gay'' Sorry ur gay? ''oh no actually im not i got a tit wank only the other day''...Yes you are you Belltit cocker!

by lesley grantham February 13, 2010

Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013