dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

by bigdog967 February 4, 2010

Cockbug

An insult that can be used when you can't think of anything better.

You are such a fucking cockbug!

by Stardust97 February 9, 2017

Cockamuss Prime

The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.

He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.

Cristian you sure look like the old cockamuss prime(copyright)

by MojoJojo76 January 5, 2010

crackabugs

Lobsters, as seen being held up by grinning Crazy Ass Crackas in the L.L. Bean catalog.

Crazy Ass Crackass loves them some crackabugs.

by anonnynon May 9, 2006

Cockbug

Tucker Weddle's attempt for the word "Cockroach".

Person 1: did he just call a cockroach...cockbug

Person 2: Jesus out of all things..

by Dorkmatter374 April 7, 2021

cockabur

A person who operates a potato gun without wearing any clothing

Yesterday afteroon, a bunch of cockaburs destroyed my treehouse with high-velocity spuds.

by dboyz April 15, 2008

cockapuss

Large, often hairy, North American woman.
Maculine features, usually accompanied with deep voice and mustache.
Often hormonal, and assertive.

"I met my mother in law yesterday"
---"Was she hot?"
"No man, total cockapuss. I thought she was going to eat me!"

by lovinitmtboy July 11, 2007