cock monkey

A girl who loves cock and likes to play with or on cocks like monkeys do on trees.

Guy 1:Yo! DMB that one girl, Summer is a cock monkey.
Guy 2:Hell yeah, she loves to play on cocks like monkeys on trees.
Guy 1:Tru Dat homie

by RAMS57 March 4, 2009

Cock Monkey

someone who loves to fuck, suck, and ride cock; acting in a way as to be a complete idiot

she acts like a cock monkey around me

by C-Hris May 25, 2004

Cock Monkey

Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.

These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.

by wulfy June 6, 2007

Cock Monkey

A person of dubious ancestral background (i.e. closer to Neanderthal than is entirely comfortable) who sets themselves low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.

That George, he's a right Cock Monkey. I bet he couldn't even keep a McJob!

by Spank Wangler December 9, 2008

cock monkey

one who is acting like a dick yet resembling a monkey or could also mean someone that is needing the cock and is acting like a monkey to get it and embarrasing your ass in front of one or more people. at times people have confused a cock monkey for a mongolian ass pirate but there is a big difference, cockmonkeys attack the front.

that darren guy, he's quite the cock monkey.

by wontonballs August 2, 2007

Cock Monkey

A term of endearment often used to refer to a person or object. Cock Monkey can carry a negative connotation as well, but is often used to show affection towards one another. A cock monkey is ofter a hairy sexy beast.

Last night while cuddling with him, I rubbed my hands through his chest hair. I love my little cock monkey!

by cockmonkey April 19, 2012

cock monkey

1. A person whom when see's or touches cock, starts acting like a horny monkey, making monkey sounds and jumping around
2. A blatent and proud homosexual, or complete faggot

1. My brother is a goddamn cock monkey, he really loves cock.
2. I went to prison and became someones cock monkey.

by Shit Forest November 11, 2008