cock block

The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!

When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva

by Roochie February 27, 2007

cock blocked

Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.

"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."

by rick_james_bitch September 22, 2005

cock-blocked

Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.

At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.

by Man Law7 February 12, 2007

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

Cock Block

To prevent one's friend from scoring, usually by acting inappropriately in front of some sweet ass.

You're being a total Cock Block, Andy, stop doing blow on the table in front of these fine pieces of ass.

by Aneiz November 25, 2005

cock-blocking

When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.

"Dont be cock-blocking me from my girl you fag!"

by Johnny B September 04, 2003

COCK BLOCK

someone who prevents others from pulling
(doing a mark)

Guy - Hey, do you want a drink?
Girl - Yeah, sure
COCK BLOCK MARK - YEEAAAH, THREE POINT ONNEEE
Girl - *Leaves*

by Anonymouswindsor3.1 October 27, 2010