When a man slaps a woman so had with his penis she becomes unconscious and has a dream about the future.
by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014
Get the Cock Slap of Destiny mug.v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.
1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!
2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.
3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".
2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.
3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".
by Dude Andrews & Dude Moore August 3, 2007
Get the Cock Slap mug.After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).
by Johnnay June 1, 2003
Get the cock slap mug.a small little wiener that is hard and hard to see at night when used properly it can be effective against the female species. Also a sneak fuck from pussy to ass.
by Matt Kopacz November 1, 2004
Get the ninja cock slap mug.FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).
Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.
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Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?
Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.
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Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?
Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.
by oldchub April 9, 2011
Get the Colorado Cock-slap mug.When a man utilizes his logic, reasoning and aptitude to destroy a woman's irrational argument that is largely based on emotional appeal. In the most serious of cases, a man will incapacitate and humiliate a woman so severely with his words that it is akin to him unzipping his pants and slapping her repeatedly across her face with his penis.
John: "Yo bro did you see that politics debate between Mike and Laura yesterday?"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
by thequiksilvr December 20, 2012
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