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Cock Pushup

It's when you fuckin lay down, on the ground. And you let your boner lift you up of the floor.
Jack black does cock pushups all the time, while Kyle Gass don't belive him!
by rull0r October 17, 2008
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Sports Studies tutor seemed to love making us do these!
"Damn Gourley U've got it easy man......cos u've got such a small one"
by Glenn Williams June 1, 2004
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Cock push ups

Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up
"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"
by jimmy slone May 27, 2004
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Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground
Ive been doin cockpushups
by Chris B. February 3, 2005
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its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down
How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...

-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups
by you KNOW its true April 18, 2007
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