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Original Cock Monster

Somebody who is a true, grade 'A' dickhead. This is the type of person that'll ruin your day if you even look at them. You usually see these types of people bitching and complaining about actions people have done to them throughout the day.
Original Cock Monster - "Oh my goodness! Yet again Eric has to go ahead and ruin my day. He throws paper balls at me and everything! I don't even want to go near him!"

Friend of OCM - "Goodness dude! Stop being such an original cock monster, you're just as bad as Eric is!"
by Seiko The Neko May 1, 2015
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big cock monster

the act of having a cock so big that it tears a poor girl or male in half
Did you hear the trevon ripped some poor bitch in half. That dudes a big cock monster
by blackgold359 December 22, 2009
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super cock monster

a brown individual originating from preferably a country such as india and or pakistan that is very into themself and super cocky to the extent of being a 'monster' and being kind of gay
with themselves and other stuff.
person #1- he's so into himself and doesnt care about anybody else
person #2- ya! i know he is obviously a super cock monster
by fiona buttercups June 26, 2008
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Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.
Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.
by Sastwatch December 9, 2008
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monster cock

it's a penis that is 8 or more inches long
that is a monster cock
by ya boi45 March 2, 2020
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Freddy monster cock

A guy called freddy that has a HUGE cock.
me: hey freddy monster cock

freddy: kooom nu
by nonanasnas August 26, 2021
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monster cock

an exceptionally large penis, usually measuring over or about 11 inches in length
that porn star's got a monster cock

i cant believe that chick can take that monster cock
by stevenbleven May 15, 2003
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