cock squabble

a bunch of men whinging or bitching

come on mate stop with the cock squabble / ling

by Waynoserous August 9, 2021

cock block squad

Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.

Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!

by Jordan April 10, 2005

cock block squad

a group (sometimes an entire small town) of people who hate on you in a feeble attempt at backyard politics. can sometimes be drawn across racial or socio-economic lines.

The angry black girls formed a cockblock squad to keep big fat Marcus and rich little Pamela away from each other.

by hello April 12, 2005

Cocksquatch

A conjunction of "cock" and "sasquatch", used to pejoratively describe someone who is being a spectacularly massive dick.

"That cocksquatch just cut me off! Now I must kill him and eat his skin!"
"If you don't desist in these acts of cocksquatchery, I shall be forced to kill you and eat your skin."
"Did you hear about this Hitler guy? Apparently, he was a total cocksquatch. I wish someone had killed him and eaten his skin."

by Chest Strongwell May 17, 2013

cocksquatter

an informal name for someone who finds pleasure in sitting on cocks

"oh richard is such a cocksquatter, i hear he loves nothing more than squatting on a fat cock!"

by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006

cocksquawker

a gay man who incessantly talks about being an arse bandit as if its the best thing in the world. normally those who have recently come out and think everyone should know their shitty secret.

Baz - "oh my god! im gay and i love cock!

Lobo - "yeah thats the 69th time you've told us cocksquawker!"

by iantho December 9, 2008

Cocksquatch

A male who's penis has hair growing all over it. It could be at the base, just the underside of the penis, or all over it up to the head. Either way, it's disgusting as fuck and should be shaved.

Yeah, he was a total "Cocksquatch" though!

by Neorift September 25, 2010