by elbay January 14, 2009
Get the Cock Snot mug.cock snot - the crusted smegma that is found under the foreskin foreskin of an unhealthy and unwashed uncircumcised penis.
Bob carefully peeld back the foreskin of juniors big fat cock, ready to engulf all of his offerings.
"Geez junior, when was the last time you showered"
" 3 days ago, why?"
"Because you have an enormous build up of this horrible cheese looking and smelling smegma under your magnificent foreskin"
"Oh yeh, dont worry about that, thats just my cock snot"
"Geez junior, when was the last time you showered"
" 3 days ago, why?"
"Because you have an enormous build up of this horrible cheese looking and smelling smegma under your magnificent foreskin"
"Oh yeh, dont worry about that, thats just my cock snot"
by Swine Doctor June 14, 2011
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by jasonjjung76 September 22, 2019
Get the Cock Snot mug.Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.
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Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014
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1. An affectionate Nothern English word used to describe a friend that fannys on too much before football or going out.
2. That last bit of cock juice that just wont go away.
3. When someone f**ks you over, they've cock snotted you.
2. That last bit of cock juice that just wont go away.
3. When someone f**ks you over, they've cock snotted you.
1. Anth: 'Alreet Stu, have you seen Harvey around?'
Stu: 'Oh aye , that piece of cock-snot, he was plucking his eye lashes.'
2. Hammel: 'Oh bother, I just got cock snot on my short shorts.'
3. Rob the postie: 'Did you just see marty tell the referee that I s**tted in his coffee?'
Anth: 'Yes .... He completely cock-snotted you Mr postman.'
Stu: 'Oh aye , that piece of cock-snot, he was plucking his eye lashes.'
2. Hammel: 'Oh bother, I just got cock snot on my short shorts.'
3. Rob the postie: 'Did you just see marty tell the referee that I s**tted in his coffee?'
Anth: 'Yes .... He completely cock-snotted you Mr postman.'
by safcstu March 22, 2010
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