Cockchalk

What the dried cum on your penis becomes if you don't clean it all off. May also be dried precum. (or a dirty cock)

I hate to wear black underwear because sometimes i have cockchalk and it marks my underwear up.

by agrafos April 26, 2010

cockception

When a straight identifying man watches so much sissy porn, that he slowly begins to grow a lust for cock. The specific moment of this inception is called cockception.

Josh didn't realize that watching 10000 hours of sissy porn would induce cockception.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

cockicidal maniac

One who loves the cock everywhere, everytime, everyway.
Will often get paid for such services.

"What about her?"
"Oooh, Cockicidal Maniac. Legend has it that she starred in the first intteracial porn loop."

by Thegreatnick April 29, 2005

Cockchomper

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.

Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?

by Jask November 1, 2004

Coccasionally

The act of ingesting cocaine, blow, or yay on an occasional basis.

Panda is not an addict, because he only does coccasionally.

by PandatheBOSS November 29, 2011

Cockcentration

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.

It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.

by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

Poon Coccoon

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.

I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.

by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010