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clustermite

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite
by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020
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CLUSTERSEX

An orgy consisting of 40+ people in a very confined space. ie: closet, portapotty.
Dave: "Hey! There's a CLUSTERSEX going on Friday night, ya' down?"
Tyrone: "How big's the room?"
Dave: "It's the phonebooth on 4th Street."
by milkBAKE September 9, 2015
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cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.
person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.
by Motorblade January 24, 2010
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Cauterize

A kick ass punk rock band from Canada. No longer together, sadly. They have released 4 albums, all which kick ass, under the name Cauterize and two under the name T.O.E. Their music has appeared in the game 1080 Avalanche and the movie Eurotrip.

Their singles include:
Something Beautiful
Killing Me
Choke
Closer
Minor Key Symphony

Other badass songs include:
Waking To The Sun
Porcelain (A beautiful power ballad)
Shooting Stars
Miracles or Medicine

It's also worth noting that this band is CRIMANALLY underrated, and is up to par, and even better in some aspects, than mainstream punk bands such as Rise Against and Against Me!, anybody who enjoys the genre of music owes it to themselves to check Cauterize out.
Punk fan 1: Hey, isn't Rise Against a great band?
Punk fan 2: Yeah, but I think Cauterize is way better
Punk fan 1: Who the hell is Cauterize?
Punk fan 2: *Gives punk fan 1 a Cauterize CD*
Punk fan 1: Holy shit this is amazing! *Chucks Rise Against CD out the window*

*They both begin headbanging and moshing*
by thatguywiththecurlyhair July 31, 2009
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Clustertweet

Writing a lot of tweets on Twitter in a short period of time. First defined by comedian Chris Addison on Feb 2nd 2009.
Aw, no, nothing all day and then everyone starts with the clustertweets.
by typing police February 2, 2009
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cunterized

someone who has been turned into a cunt
my buddy has been cunterized by his girlfriend
by mr nitie August 1, 2011
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clustersteve

To derail a conversation with a flurry of apparently-relevant messages which are later revealed to be completely off-topic and related only superficially

"this is a commonly accepted term used among various hackerspaces"
"when we tried to figure out what color to paint the doghouse the whole conversation turned into a complete clustersteve"

"The meeting was productive and unremarkable, but then several successive tasks got clustersteved and everyone kinda lost the rhythm."
by Dustinbikes May 2, 2013
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