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crumby humper

(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears
person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper

Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing
by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009
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Clumpy Carpet

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair
"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"
by JR9969 March 17, 2014
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Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.
Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.
by HM2013 June 2, 2020
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not clumsy just dumb

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Person- SHEESH WHY DO YOU FALL SO MUCH LIKE YOU'RE SO CLUMSY

Me- no im not clumsy just dumb
by emothewalter January 20, 2022
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Clumpy

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.
Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!
by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011
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Clumsy

Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.
Blind People

Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"
by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006
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Clumsy

When someone is talented enough to fall both up and down the stairs and not hurt themselves severely. Can also be associated with people who run into walls, parked cars, moving cars, poles, and the like.
When Sara Ashley walked into a parked car everyone laughed and called her clumsy.
by racerchickie March 10, 2009
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