Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009

Billy Club Sandwich

A Hardcore band from the greater New York Metropolitan area who sing in both Spanish and English. They started playing shows in 1996 and are hard as fuck. Songs of note "Slow With Your Hands" "Narco Cabron" and "Chin Music".

"A Billy Club Sandwich is like a knuckle sandwich only it hurts more."
"Billy Club Sandwich...On Your Feet!"

by Martin Gonzo July 10, 2007

blowjob club sandwich

n. The act of three or more girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.

Usage note: Often the third girl and all thereafter are temporarily given names of common sandwich meats, such as ham and salami, until the blowjob is complete. These are usually capitalized in formal use.

His blowjob club sandwich became very crowded when the Ham and Salami joined in; to make things a little more fluid, he supplied some mayonnaise himself.

by jjkl April 29, 2005

Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure

I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!

by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011

Turkey Club Sandwich

The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.

Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich

by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 25, 2009

Mile high club sandwich

A threesome that occurs mid-flight on an aeroplane

'How was your flight?'
'Pretty good. I had a mile high club sandwich.'
'Damn! I didn't even get a bag of peanuts.'

by Jim Barry June 11, 2019

You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp.

Like, You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

by Tom May 2, 2003