clownage

/klown-ej/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz

- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/

I subjected Jeff to extreme clownage to the point where he went numb and attempted to slit his wrists to end the embarrassment.

I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.

by Do you like me standing here? January 11, 2009

clownass

Someone who is a complete dumbass.
Or someone who does stupid and worthless things.

He is such a clownass that he failed his science final three times straight.

by Jesus Krist July 3, 2005

Clownade

Synonym for clown show. When a group of people behaves in a cringe manner/inappropriately or communally changing behavior and speech in order to relate to a certain theme.

"Look at all these dorks acting tough ... such a clownade"

by toma_the_real_g November 4, 2022

clownklllered

In a battle royal style video game when you drop in a city with many buildings, but your teammate comes to loot the same building that you went to.

Bro, I just got clownklllered!

by DiarrheaCakes May 14, 2022

clownassnigga

when someone says something stupid, retarded, dumb or gets fooled by a girl or genually be clowning he is called a clownassnigga

Guy: *sends a text to a girl and she does not respond*
Guy: Oh im sure shes just bussy, she will probably text me back later

Then hes a clownassnigga

by giganticpenis69 October 14, 2019

clownarchy

noun. A system or regime of corruption by which clowns make celebrities of non-celebrities.

"All the President's men made hot messes of themselves during a riotous clownarchy." -Vanity Glare, 2018 Feb

by @RealityWinner February 18, 2018

The Clownataur

The Clownataur is a mythical beast. It is a cross between a minotaur and a clown. It rides a customized tandem bike with the middle handlebars removed. The tandem bike has very rusty wheels and makes a squeeking sound when they spin. It is said that the Clownataur lives on themoors between Leek and Buxton. The Clownataur likes to stalk people at night then rape them. After the attack it sexually degrades you by saying that you smell like cheese and onion crisps.

I was walking home the other night and i was attacked by the Clownataur.

by Neil Bothamley January 4, 2009