clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.

"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."

by PD&KS October 3, 2007

Clobber dat dere kirbeh

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...

Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe

by GalaxyDictionary August 13, 2019

Rascal clobber

Either...

1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty

2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity

1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER

2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER

by R. Clobbèr July 19, 2013

clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. Or to lose three straight games in Madden by a score of more than 21 points

"I clobberwhopped Sherry last night."
"Did you hear Grant got clobberwhopped by Pat in Madden last night?" "Yeah Grant's awful at Madden."

by PD&KS October 11, 2007

Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.

by rosignol May 17, 2005