Clipboard

Clipboard. An object that resembles absolute power and authority among businessmen and women. Treated as a Bible to those with the authority to use it and used religiously on a daily basis. If not used the owner of the Clipboard grows gloomy, bored, and depressed from not taking notes on how others behave.

Note: When a clipboard user is fired, after a long enough time of not using the clipboard, the former user begins to crave users of clipboards, and develops a kind of fetish. This is also known as the birth of a Karen.

P1: RUN! That person has a Clipboard!
P2: Just listen to it! There are already too many Karens in this world!

by That Guy :/ May 14, 2021

clipboard hippy

A volunteer person, usually between the ages of 18 - 25 that stands around sidewalks of any inner city business district with a clipboard, and annoys passerby by begging to speak with them. These people do not often understand the meaning of no and will actually step into your path to gain your attention.

"I was just stopped by a clipboard hippy! She wouldn't leave me alone!"

by Xiporah. October 4, 2006

Clipboard

Clipboard - a thing that is on phones or computers where all copied text is stored to

A: bro, i had some text copied but i overrited it with other text
B: just check clipboard, evry copied text should be stored there

by Gregor flood December 9, 2021

wet clipboard

When a girl is sucking your dick and she puts her teeth on your cock and keep going while biting.

My girl gave me a wet clipboard last night and my dick fell off.

by Your moms favorite man September 17, 2017

clipboard

Name for one who opposes notebooks or any such organizational technique in secondary schooling and in lieu of is always seen carrying a thin wooden board with a metal clip on it.

Clipboard has the same shorts as me.

by Luther2 December 12, 2006

Clipboard jockey

The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.

"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

clipboard warrior

The person with the clipboard who won't shut up about how you're doing your job wrong.

Here comes jerry the fuckin clipboard warrior again...

by ayobigboigimmedatyumyumsauce November 7, 2018