Chitwood

A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.

I needed help but Spencer is a Chitwood so not only am i alone now i have no friends - Proffer

by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023

Clitwood

1) where all the sorostitutes and so-hoes of Texas Tech live

Cindy: "I hear Sara is living in Clitwood."
Mary: "Yeah. Only sluts live there, so it suits her."

by Tyko1990 October 24, 2010

Colinwood cruisers

The Colinwood cruisers are a deadly gang located in Co3! The cruisers stalk their prey from the bench and or the brick wall. The follow any ops down the alleyway and rob all their goods; money, blems, loud and other bits of loot. The leader of the cruisers is a fierce man who goes by the name of BottomWeed or BigJordz. BottomWeeds right hand man known as Savvo2bummy is in control of all the ygs. Cruiser yutes- Harrison swift, Wilson nit, Alicia moore (tranny) and Connor watkinnnsssss!!!!!!!

“I’m off home now, I’ll speak to you on ps4”
“Alright In a bit mate, be careful you don’t run into the colinwood cruisers, wouldn’t want you getting hurt”

by So sly October 17, 2019

Cliffwood Beach

Once a very popular New Jersey shore sight. Back in the 1960's it was more popular than Point Pleasant or Point Pleasant Beach New Jersey. In the Mid 1960's a huge hurricane totally wrecked the beach. Tore away most of its shoreline, tore away its boardwalk and amuesment park. Like Asbury Park, its now forgotten. No one goes there, unless the want to be by themselves or go to the park. And at night its where alot of people smoke and deal drugs.

The Boardwalk used to connect to Laurence Harbor and Keyport. The Boardwalk used to reach all the way to Sandy Hook.

There was talk of bringing back this forgotten town.

Person One: Where do you live.
Person Two: Cliffwood Beach.
Person One: Where!?!?
Person Two: You knows its by Laurence Harbor, Keyport, Union Beach and Keansburg.
Person One: Nope, Never heard of Cliffwood Beach.
Person Two: Dude, its part of Aberdeen and Old Bridge!

by Princess Doe February 10, 2009

Chitwood family fun time

Absolute hell.

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!

by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019

Clintoon

A name for Former President Bill Clinton.

Monica, can I eat your box?

by Alexi October 19, 2003

Chitwood

A way of saying that you have a teacher that doesn't give a fuck about homework and who gives you the answers during tests. Usually Teachers who are Chitwoods are very attractive

Guy 1: Hey man what type of teacher did you get for math?

Guy 2: Dude I got a Chitwood!!

Guy 1: Dude your so lucky!!!!

Guy 2: I know man!!!

by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017